First off you have to find a store that has close that would fit humans, which is a task in itself. Then you have the added struggle of finding something that doesn't make you look like a mentally challenged whore. Does anyone remember the days when we had one style of jeans? One cut for t-shirts? Yeah the good ole days, when I, barely a 5'10 woman, didn't have to wear tall clothing. Remember those days? Ahh, well they are long gone, and now we have flirt cut jeans, and ho cut shirts.
Anyway, back to the point. While playing around in the mall with my friends, we discovered various t-shirts that were... interesting, to say the least.
I shall start off with this one:
OK, I wasn't aware that hot dog's were now cowboys that talked to Asian food. Wow, I guess I'm outta the loop.
This frankly scared the shit out of me. If I was a kid, and a sandwich with teeth jumped up and grinned at me, I would probably be scared for life.
Did you know that pieces of tofu like to wear thongs?
Hey, 1987 called, they want their t-shirt back.
This is just so wrong, on so many levels.
Now, moving on past t-shirts and moving into other strange things.
While in some random store, I really don't remember the name they all have the same shit, I cam across something really creepy.
and this
These were supposed to be dog toys. Yeah, what kinda dog do you have when they play with shit like that? That's just creepy.
A blue plaid beaver with buck teeth, and a red plaid cow thing. My dogs would take one look at that, and run six miles in the opposite direction.
Well, I guess you are all lucky, two blogs in one week.
