This time though, I went to a Halloween store, with none other than my best friend Chelsea. Now, over the years I have found that any outing to a Halloween store is humorous, but add in Chelsea and you've got one crazy ass time. For those who are unaware..this is Chelsea:
Yeah, that's Chelsea.
So, while at the Halloween store we came across various costumes and props that we found quite entertaining. To start things off..
What decade is this pimp from? Does anyone else think this is the least intimidating pimp in the world?
Brings new meaning to the phrase chasing tail.
Why do you need to pay 40 bucks for a bed sheet?
We also found various dolls that were, strange to say the least.
Notice they are both wearing diapers, and both have really fucked up eyebrows. Satan even has pierced niples, scary shit right there. Chelsea found this....
The Halloween store not only offered us entertaining costumes, but also entertaining Halloween decorations, such as this
Scary, but who would pay 200 bucks for it?
And these creepy men who don't exactly articulate their creepiness properly.
So this concludes my Halloween edition of, Who would buy this stuff. I will leave you with Chelsea destroying a hanging Jason Vorhese doll.
We never did find the machete.
