As I sit writing this, I'm recovering from have my wisdom teeth taken out. Normally people don't have problems with this. However, as my mother describes me, I'm an old Yenta in a teenagers body. This meaning, I've been in pain and complaing all day long.
So, this time, instead of taking Chelsea on my halloween holy shit adventure, I decided to take Kayla. For those who are unaware, this is my freind Kayla.
She's really special isn't she?
On this paticular journey we decided to venture to a different halloween store, one that none of us had ever heard of. Although at first it seemed like a little shitty hole in the wall, in reality it turned out to be a really awesome place, with some really funny shit. For example:
You'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood with this Brick House costume. Complete with a kitty cat in the front door, and one hell of a sexual inuendo.
Or you good be the ever so popular
Plug and Socket. Why don't you just dress up as a vagina and a dildo?
Speaking of sex, Kayla and I found these ever so sexy hooker heals.
Cute aren't they?
We also found someone really special,
IT'S OSSAMA!!!!! YO MOMMA!!!
Oh yeah, for just 45 bucks you can be Bin Laden.
While on our adventure I came across one of the most disturbing things I think I have ever seen and I coined a rather catchy phrase. Behold the Glaggot.
Is that not the creeeeepest thing you have ever seen?
We also found some rather humourus halloween decorations there, one that really tells the truth about marraige. Beware men.
Now, after our little adventure to the halloween store, we had some stuff to pick up at Target. While there we discovered they also have a very intersting halloween section to say the least.
Would anyone care to explain why Christmas decorations are out on October 6?
This concludes my Halloween edition of Who would buy this stuff. I promise I will do a thanksgiving and christmas edition in the near future. But for right now I will leave you with a rather comical video of me scaring the shit out of Kayla, and an evil picutre she took of me.
I hate eskimos
